Two ladies of a certain age:
"The council didn't empty my green bin last week because of the strike so I won't be able to mow the lawn for a month because they won't take the grass away."
"Couldn't you put the grass clippings down your trousers and scatter it about by dropping it a bit at a time like they do with the diggings out from the tunnel? Ask Sybil about it."
2 comments:
My green bin was affected in the same way. But it's used for all the recycling stuff.
Please, Mr Musgrove, do you think the same solution would work? I've lost weight recently and might be able to find room in my trouser for - say - a couple of cans and a cardboard box every day. That would help a bit.
Cunning devil! Slimming down to make it easier to get through the tunnel!
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