Unbelievable tales from One Who Knows.‘It is a comfort in wretchedness to have companions in woe’.
We're taking a bit of a breather while the world rearranges its underpants. Meanwhile, the other blog is here.
It'll be a consolation for not getting the OBE in the last birthday honours.
Jolly good show! (Couldn't sub me a few quid, could you old boy? I'm rather strapped at the moment.)
By all means. And if the chappie who emailed me from Nigeria manages to find a good-sized suitcase I might even double it. (-:
Wait just a dern minute.That's Cow's letter. Gimme back.Moo!
It can't possibly be: it says: "Dear Sir or Madam," which is as good as it gets for me these days.
Kevin, funny you mention this. I had a letter from them about a month ago telling me that not only was I on the verge of winning half a million dollars, but that a limo was going to pick me up, drive me to the airport, where a plane would fly me to Montreal, so that I could attend the prize 'ceremony', in addition to being treated to a weekend at a top-class hotel there. The letter told me to stand by, as *another* letter would soon be arriving with further details.Guess what, the second letter never arrived, and I am mighty peeved....
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