Tales from Helminthdale: The den of the Great Wardrobe Spider

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

The den of the Great Wardrobe Spider

"By the law of averages," says Frog, "one of these big metal cupboards must lead on to Narnia."

"Wouldn't we incur the wrath of the Pre-Owned Envelope Fairy if we went exploring and disturbed things?"

2 comments:

Lavinia said...: Ha! Got a chuckle out of this. The pre-owned envelope fairy, indeed...; 4:54 am
Unknown said...: I'm ordering a Kindle and fuck the lot of you; 3:22 pm

Suck your teeth	28%
Put your socks back on	1%
Have a book sale	22%
Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff	8%
Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March	0%
Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded	4%
Clean some tea spoons	3%
Count the bog rolls	1%
Tell everybody that you were on leave that week	33%