The management suite is still in some disarray. When Seth opened the building up this morning he found that T.Aldous had left a huge lump of metal in the middle of the floor with a note:
Seth
What is this from? Where should it go?
Seth picked it up, the bottom fell off and smacked him on the toe. So it's gone the way of many things on the quiet.
Jim and Milton are seriously considering putting up a notice on the office door saying: "Do not leave this office empty-handed. Take something extra away with you."
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That's been Cow's motto for years (Cow quickly stuffing a few staplers and reams of paper into Topiary Backpack)
Ah. Only kidding.
Moo!
Yeah, and you could get good money for that now! (You should see the missing man-hole covers in our street - except you can't, of course, because they're missing.)
Ms Cow: do you fancy coming over and emptying an office for us? Bring a Staten Island barge with you. (-:
Charlie's dad: we'd not get tuppence: if it's like every other lump of metal in Helminthdale it'll have utter uselessness embedded at a molecular level.
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