Tales from Helminthdale: Shackleton returning from the Pole

Monday, July 28, 2008

Jim's camping out amongst us common bogs, desk-squatting amongst the Assistant Librarians and toilet rolls.

"Exiled?" I ask.

"They're having a meeting," replies Jim.

I have just enough sense to leave this one well alone.

Suck your teeth	28%
Put your socks back on	1%
Have a book sale	22%
Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff	8%
Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March	0%
Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded	4%
Clean some tea spoons	3%
Count the bog rolls	1%
Tell everybody that you were on leave that week	33%

Monday, July 28, 2008