Policy Team have decamped on another of their away days, giving those of us relict just as much notice, information and preparation as usual. The first we all knew about it was when we came in and saw it written on the whiteboard (the little one, not The World's Biggest Whiteboard, which still lurks behind the metal cupboards).
I'm going to have to prepare for the next eventuality. I'll have to cadge as many empty liquor bottles as possible. Next away day, I'll fill the bins with these empties and hang a reach-me-down pair of jockey shorts from the corner of one of the big metal cupbaords. Frog suggests the addition of some condoms filled with rice pudding.