Unbelievable tales from One Who Knows.‘It is a comfort in wretchedness to have companions in woe’.
We're taking a bit of a breather while the world rearranges its underpants. Meanwhile, the other blog is here.
"When is it?""Thursday.""Where is it?""You'll have to contact Derek in the Regeneration Team to get the details."
Regeneration Team? Meeting on Thursday? If you find out where this is, Cow would also like to attend. She needs regenerating. Does it involve massage, pedicure, and hot soaks?Moo!
No, it involves enough paperwork and glossy reports on "Helminthdale: a vibrant place for investment" to keep the whole of Sweden free of trees for a decade and delivery of outcomes like the local economy being so vibrant that the pound shops sell stuff for 88 pence and still have to have a summer sale.
A pound shop having a summer sale: you just made my morning, Mr Musgrove!
If my anonymity wasn't important I'd include the photographs.
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