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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Harvest festival

Popping into the staff room I notice that the table is adorned with a bowl of fruit, three boxes of biscuits, a box of chocolates and a bowl of lilies.

I'm told that it's a fertility sacrifice to the Pre-Owned Envelope Fairy.


Can Bass 1 said...

A similar offering once appeared in the choir vestry. It turned out to be the organist, hinting that we ought to adopt a healthier diet. Damned cheek!

The Topiary Cow said...

Hmm. Cow wondering if sacrifices to this God will result in riches, success, love...

(Cow quickly wrapping tasteful Topiary around half-eaten boxes of chocolates and those candles not already burned down too much)


Kevin Musgrove said...

cb1: You could do what we do: eat the healthy stuff after the usual.

Ms Cow: don't do it: you'll have to buy big metal cupboards for to store the envelopes.