Conversation over the newspapers and lunchtime butties:
"That's good news."
"What?"
"Maria Sharapova's going to be wearing shorts at this year's Wimbledon."
"And something over her mouth?"
"Don't be unfair. These days that's the only time I get to hear a woman grunting."
You and me both, mate.
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Although the Dean's wife does a decent grunt on Sunday morning when his sermon overruns. (Or is it a snort?)
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