Tales from Helminthdale: Tibet smells of butter

More concerns about the idea of Catty Library adjoining the health centre.

"The smell will drift into the library."

I'm sure that the health service has similar concerns.

Suck your teeth	28%
Put your socks back on	1%
Have a book sale	22%
Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff	8%
Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March	0%
Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded	4%
Clean some tea spoons	3%
Count the bog rolls	1%
Tell everybody that you were on leave that week	33%

Tales from Helminthdale