Let's see if they're any further on fixing that umbrella stand

As I come back in from lunch I bump into Seth, our caretaker.

"I've just pinched a keyboard from your stores."

"Oh. How come?"

"Well I noticed an 'Out of Order' sign on a PC up in Ref. I had a look at it and it was just that the keyboard had come out but when I looked at it I noticed that all the pins in the end had been bent so I came down for a replacement. Is that OK?"

"That's brilliant, thanks."

"Apparently it's been out of order three days but they didn't tell anyone."

Sigh...