Tales from Helminthdale: Indulging his compulsion on the tables

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

I'm going to have to take more chloroform with it at work. I'm ashamed of my reply to T.Aldous:

"It'll be Milkbeck Library's centenary this autumn. We should do something for it."

"We could have a book sale."

Suck your teeth	28%
Put your socks back on	1%
Have a book sale	22%
Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff	8%
Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March	0%
Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded	4%
Clean some tea spoons	3%
Count the bog rolls	1%
Tell everybody that you were on leave that week	33%

Tuesday, June 17, 2008