Bronwyn's been working closely with the Acq. Team this past week, which is good because she now line-manages them (she always has to be different to the Helminthdale norm).
They've convinced themselves that this isn't a workplace at all. After careful analysis of behaviour patterns and outputs they've come to the conclusion that this is actually some sort of day care centre for the bewildered.
Which was funny at first but now they've started cackling and talking about imaginary grandchildren I'm starting to worry.