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Thursday, May 01, 2008

Keep it real and shove as much in your trolley as you possibly can

I've been puzzled about something I noticed the other day.

"According to the stock analysis I did for CIPFA we should have fifty-two of those DVDs from that visit. There's a lot more than that in that corner."

"Didn't you know?" asks Noreen. "When I finally got to do the invoice it turned out that half of the DVDs weren't on it. Mary's been 'going to ring the supplier to tell them about it' for weeks."

It would be just our bloody luck for the auditor to come round, pick up one of those DVDs and demand to see the order and invoice for that item.


The Topiaryiest Bunny said...


Perhaps you could get some blank ones to make up the numbers and they'd never notice.


Kevin Musgrove said...

We could do with having a pile stolen so as to bring the numbers down to that listed in the invoice!