We've all received workplace questionnaires from the Narkover Institute of Management Studies. It's part of a survey that goes to inform the government's view of each council's improvement programme (every council in the country is required to have one and to demonstrate ongoing progress).
Salome's gone off on one about it:
"I don't see why I should do this. We did a staff survey just the other week." [last month]
"That was just the Helminthdale Council one. This one's different."
"Well, I don't see why I should do this one."
"It's more important because it goes into the government's appraisal of the council's improvement. Or not."
"Well, it doesn't say that in here. It's got nothing to do with the government. It's the University of Narkover."
"Don't fucking believe me then," I replied, turning on my heel.