I shall only look up and say, 'Who am I then?'

Catty Library's closed for building works. The original plan was to reopen the library in a month's time but the work uncovered more than the expected nasties, as usual, so we can add a couple of months to that.

"The library will still be closed when the loans are due back. They'll all need renewing. Can I leave it with you?"

"No."