We're taking a bit of a breather while the world rearranges its underpants. Meanwhile, the other blog is here.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008


By some terrible method of overnight asexual reproduction the lectern that turned up the other week has a new friend, identical in every way that the squeamish layman may investigate in an open office.

This opens awful new concerns: up to now the dirty great big empty cupboards are no problem as they just take up loads of space; if they learn the lecturn's parthenogenetic tricks we'll never be able to get into the office.

And we'd have to stay at home. What a tragedy.

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