Tales from Helminthdale: Ineffectual

Friday, April 18, 2008

Ineffectual

Where else but Helminthdale would Human Resources send letters to the home addresses of all staff asking if the address in the HR database is correct?

1 comment:

The Topiary Cow said...: Funny.

Moo!; 11:23 am

Suck your teeth	28%
Put your socks back on	1%
Have a book sale	22%
Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff	8%
Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March	0%
Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded	4%
Clean some tea spoons	3%
Count the bog rolls	1%
Tell everybody that you were on leave that week	33%