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Friday, April 25, 2008

Heavy falls of surgical lint in Leeds

Some library authorities are getting themselves bogged down with transformational government, National Year of Reading and/or preparing for Cultural Olympiads. This year's big project in Helminthdale is shifting T.Aldous' overspill out of the back room again.

This time the project is hampered further by T.Aldous' constantly complaining that last time was a "painful intrusion and loss" which has further determined him to forbid any shit-shifting except by himself.

Jim has asked Warner for permission to set fire to T.Aldous' office to make room for the crap. Warner says he'll have to check with Health & Safety first.


The Topiary Cow said...

Could shit-shifting be related somehow to shape-shifting?

To therefore change it into some shape or another?


Kevin Musgrove said...

It morphs uncannily from one pile of old crap into another pile of old crap at will.