Some library authorities are getting themselves bogged down with transformational government, National Year of Reading and/or preparing for Cultural Olympiads. This year's big project in Helminthdale is shifting T.Aldous' overspill out of the back room again.
This time the project is hampered further by T.Aldous' constantly complaining that last time was a "painful intrusion and loss" which has further determined him to forbid any shit-shifting except by himself.
Jim has asked Warner for permission to set fire to T.Aldous' office to make room for the crap. Warner says he'll have to check with Health & Safety first.
2 comments:
Could shit-shifting be related somehow to shape-shifting?
To therefore change it into some shape or another?
Moo!
It morphs uncannily from one pile of old crap into another pile of old crap at will.
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