Tales from Helminthdale: Up in the scullery a man I don't know is rinsing out his socks

I expect there's a reason why there's an unpaired sock on the staff room table. I don't think I want to know it.

Suck your teeth	28%
Put your socks back on	1%
Have a book sale	22%
Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff	8%
Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March	0%
Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded	4%
Clean some tea spoons	3%
Count the bog rolls	1%
Tell everybody that you were on leave that week	33%

Tales from Helminthdale