I beg your pardon, but I think I'm freaked out

Joy be unconfined: Himself is back just in time to vet the latest incarnation of the programme and briefing notes for the staff consultation meetings. He has decided that it needs to include a map of the town centre for those staff who can't otherwise find out where the Town Hall Conference Rooms are (they're in the Town Hall).

I can't help feeling that "you can't be trusted to find out how to find the Town Hall" is a sad reflection on our professional capabilities as a library service.

I overhear T.Aldous' comments to Maisie, who's had this piece of work dumped on her.

"We need to say something about the map so that people know what it is... Perhaps we should say: 'Location of venue?'

"No...

"'Venue'...? No...

"'Map!'"

I don't have the bladder capacity I had as a stripling so I missed the rest.