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Wednesday, April 02, 2008

I'll have porridge like everybody else

I'm up in the lending library having a look at something that can't be fixed but which I have to look at for to cover my back.

Salome toddles over to the counter.

"What's the teddy bear doing up there? It should be on the counter looking friendly to customers."

"We had to put it there out of Sammi's reach. She had it on the floor, throttling it."

"Is this true Sammi?"

"It was either the bear or the customer."

"Leave the bear alone."

1 comment:

The Topiary Cow said...

Throttling the teddy bear?

Gadzooks. What's next, attacking the Topiary?