Tales from Helminthdale: All properly dubbined

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Lola's back from a year's maternity leave.

"Ee, it's just like I've never been away."

"Them urgent pieces of work are still waiting for you on your desk."

And so they were.

Lavinia said...: Well, we all know the wheels of civilization grind at an agonizingly slow pace...; 6:44 am

Suck your teeth	28%
Put your socks back on	1%
Have a book sale	22%
Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff	8%
Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March	0%
Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded	4%
Clean some tea spoons	3%
Count the bog rolls	1%
Tell everybody that you were on leave that week	33%