Jim's last day and he's demob-happy.
"Are you sure the tunnel's ready? I've got my acorn coffee and my forged passport."
He's spent this week putting all his files in order and making sure that Policy Team have got notes about all the projects and programmes currently on the go and the current state of play with all the performance indicators. Sure in the knowledge that they won't pay any attention whatsoever.
I'll miss him, it was nice to have somebody on the books who understands performance management.