Tales from Helminthdale: Adventures in communication

Where else could the draft communication strategy be a secret because nobody will make a decision about letting staff see it?

Suck your teeth	28%
Put your socks back on	1%
Have a book sale	22%
Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff	8%
Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March	0%
Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded	4%
Clean some tea spoons	3%
Count the bog rolls	1%
Tell everybody that you were on leave that week	33%

Tales from Helminthdale