"How long has Jimmy Clitheroe been dead?" asks Frog.
"Yonks," I reply, "why?"
"I've just found a pile of leaflets in the shipping room showing Jimmy Clitheroe and Alfie going to his local library and getting some smashing books."
"Where the hell have they come from?"
"I was moving one of the broken microfiche readers to try and make some room for the SureStart treasure boxes."