I'm not one to moan, you well know, but this is not fair. Frog's come back from Epiphany Library with an unseemly smug look on his face and a bit of a twitch. He's been doing a story session with St. Wulfreda's Nursery. Because it's coming up to "Scary Day" they were all dressed up as ghosties and ghoulies and witches and things.
Except for the voluptuous young nursery assistant who was dressed in an Ann Summers devil outfit cut high at the leg and low at the decolletage.