Much to my surprise I see Frog at his desk. It should be his day off.
"Hullo, old sport. Much as I appreciate your bluff goodfellow bonhomie at the work place should you be here?"
"Reading Game stats. If I don't get them done now they'll never get done and next week I'll be swamped with half-term."
I sympathise. If we were truly a performance-driven organisation, he'd be able to concentrate on getting the statistics done - these are a national performance indicator - and he'd leave the Town Librarians to fend with the half-term events.
As it is, if he even thought of it he'd get lynched.