Doreen pops her head around the door frame. Makes a change from Mary coming in to measure the acreage of the floor with a view to filling it full of old Bunty Annuals.
"I was talking to Milton this lunchtime and he says you've got a spare PC on one of the desks in your office."
"Jimmy Huddersfield's PC. Yes, I suppose we could put that on the desk where the other PC used to be. His replacement's not even been interviewed yet."
"Is it an old PC?"
"No, it's relatively new. The same vintage as the other one. It would have made more sense to have given that to the Graduate Trainee."
"Then why wasn't it?"
"Don't ask me, I'm just the hired help."
After all, why move one PC and set up one email profile when you can move two, disable a scanner and have to set up six email profiles?