Catty Library's going to be closed some time before the Second Coming for to have a top-to-toe refurb and a new floor and plaster on the wall and things. Preparations are afoot. I get a 'phone call from Verity at Carbootsale Library:
"Has anyone told you about the graphic novels being moved here when Catty closes?"
"Yes, and the Richard & Judies."
"How about... well, er..."
"Has anyone told you about the PC that's being moved here?"
"No. Where's it going?"
"On the counter."
"How are you going to do that?"
"I think we'll have to get another plank of wood."