The engineer's come in to set up the scanning and faxing functions on the new photocopier.
"Can you switch the noise off?" asks Noreen.
"Oh yes, you don't want the noise on. It gives loud, prolonged beeps."
"We know, it's been doing it all week."
"My God! I'll switch that off before I do anything else."
Sadly, we couldn't find any laurel wreathes for the hero.