Next week is Mature Learners' Week in Helminthdale.
"Why haven't you put the programme of events on the library web site?"
"Perhaps because I've spent the morning scrounging round the reference library picking up the booklets so that I can find out what events we're putting on and what I'm expected to be providing technical support for."
"People will want to know what we're doing."
"I can entirely see their point of view."