I notice that Lily at Cattermole Street Library is receiving Red Cross parcels addressed to:
Mrs. Lily Nattercan
Cattermole Street Library
Suitably impressed, I ask her if anyone else knows she's changed her job title.
"I get sent them from a lady on Windie Road. She's ever so nice and I haven't the heart to tell her what I really do for a living."
"Are you getting business cards made?"
"Good idea. I'll ask T.Aldous in the morning."