"You'll have to watch yourself," warns Frog, "T.Aldous has got them all counted."
I dutifully laughed.
"No," protested Noreen, "he really has got them counted and he's trying to track down the missing spoons."
"Oh hell, he's not doing an inventory check is he?"
"They're not on the inventory are they?"
"Didn't you know?"
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Seems a tad....extreme, doesn't it? What's next, a rationing of toilet paper? (Five squares per go and not one square more!).
Apologies for the 'toilet' humour...
You've reminded me of a story I don't think I've told before. I'll check my sources and get back to it.
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