A colleague writes:
This morning my colleague was tasked with finding a working laptop, difficult enough round here, which had the latest version of Flash on it. Head of Service "needed" it as he was to be at a meeting regarding the Town Hall, and he had some 360 images of the building interior on CD he wanted to show everyone at the meeting. Having sorted out the laptop, we then discovered where the meeting was.
You guessed it, the Town Hall.
Asking the question of why you needed a laptop to show images of the building you were in was met with looks of "we never thought of that!"