As heard on Radio Luxembourg

One for Gadjo to sing along with, tucked up by the fireside with his TV Comic annual and a well-known hot malted milk drink.

We are the special people
We've got special cups.
There's saucers, too
If we would use them,
Barred from view
'Cos you'd abuse them.

Would you like our dinky milk jug?
Would you share our toys?
Well, we don't think that would be right
And so they're stashed well out of sight
In a cupboard locked up day and night.
We're special girls and boys.