We're taking a bit of a breather while the world rearranges its underpants. Meanwhile, the other blog is here.

Monday, March 31, 2008

You've an overdraft coming through the keyhole

Front-line staff have been instructed to scour every corner of tills, fine boxes and backs of sofas for every penny, sou and mite that's going. We've not met the income target again.

Successive Audit Commission inspectors have pointed out that the income targets bear no relation to our capacity for raising the income. This doesn't stop this yearly ritual and subsequent breast-beating (usually somebody else's breast).

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