For once the print management system's working. Unfortunately the spooler controlling the network printers isn't.
We apologise for the fact that we're still not able to let you save your files.
We also apologise for the fact that printing's almost certainly not working because it usually doesn't.
We cannot answer enquiries requiring internet searches between 1130 and 1400 because the council's internet connection grinds to a halt in this period.
Have a nice day.
Friday, March 07, 2008
Not for the first time I'm seriously wondering why we don't stick up a notice along the lines of: