Frog's turn to do Storytime upstairs and he's obviously flagging: during a "run around the children's library and generally create mayhem" moment he sends an email.
Doesn't the Geneva Convention have something to say about the number of times a man has to sing 'The Wheels On The Bus?'
I have both the Geneva Conventions and the Human Rights Act readily to hand on my desk (long story). Sadly I find no mention of this practice in the indices. It looks like he'll have fall back on their tender mercies. Poor sod.