Tales from Helminthdale: Friend of man

Monday, March 31, 2008

A very senior officer of the council lurches up to Seth in the Tap Room of the Monkeys'.

"You work in the library don't you?"

"Aye."

"That T.Aldous Huxtable. Terrible, terrible old woman."

Suck your teeth	28%
Put your socks back on	1%
Have a book sale	22%
Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff	8%
Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March	0%
Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded	4%
Clean some tea spoons	3%
Count the bog rolls	1%
Tell everybody that you were on leave that week	33%

Monday, March 31, 2008