Tales from Helminthdale: When you're up to the neck in hot water, be like the kettle and sing

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

When you're up to the neck in hot water, be like the kettle and sing

Something's brewing: the Escape Committee has started singing "Mama Mia!" Very loudly.

God knows what the software engineer on the other end of my telephone made of it.

1 comment:

Madame DeFarge said...: Maybe he sang 'Ring, Ring'.

I know, obvious, but had to be said.; 11:29 am

Suck your teeth	28%
Put your socks back on	1%
Have a book sale	22%
Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff	8%
Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March	0%
Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded	4%
Clean some tea spoons	3%
Count the bog rolls	1%
Tell everybody that you were on leave that week	33%