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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Altiphobia

Milkbeck Library needs a lick of anti-vandalism paint on a drainpipe to stop kids playing on the flat roof next door. Maisie tries to report this to the new building services service. It gets no better:
"They say it won't be this week as 'the bloke what goes up ladders is on leave.'"

2 comments:

Gadjo Dilo said...

Alternatively, the bloke, when he comes off leave, could extend the drainpipe to another building, guiding the vandals to the roof of, say, Bernard Manning's house.

The Topiary Cow said...

Anti-vandalism paint? Which is...electrically charged or something to deliver a fatal dose to those attempting dishonour?

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