Tales from Helminthdale: Topsy turvey talk

Monday, June 29, 2009

Fancy putting a health and safety noticeboard behind an inward-opening door in the staff room...

Madame DeFarge said...: What? No training course to accompany the reading of the notice? Shocking.; 2:18 PM
Kevin Musgrove said...: It'll be in a future Whole Team Briefing.; 2:53 PM
The Topiary Cow said...: Here they would probably have an all-day seminar to discuss it, provide a 90-page handout which everyone would promptly lose or trash, thus saving the door from indignity.

Moo!; 11:58 AM

Suck your teeth	28%
Put your socks back on	1%
Have a book sale	22%
Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff	8%
Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March	0%
Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded	4%
Clean some tea spoons	3%
Count the bog rolls	1%
Tell everybody that you were on leave that week	33%