Unbelievable tales from One Who Knows.‘It is a comfort in wretchedness to have companions in woe’.
We're taking a bit of a breather while the world rearranges its underpants. Meanwhile, the other blog is here.
"Good morning, Helminthdale Library, Kevin Musgrovespeaking. How can I help you?""Were you the person I was speaking to justnow?""Err... Who were you speaking to just now?""The lady on the desk in the library."
It's a topsy turvy world.
Were you tempted to raise your vocal register a bit? And perhaps unexpectedly inserting phrases like "a handbag" into your response?
Lavinia: you're not wrong there!Gadjo: we have a member of staff who does talk that way. And who gets very Lady Constance when she's in her cups, too!
Cow now resolving the utilize the phrase "a handbag" in all sentences.Moo!
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