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Monday, June 01, 2009

I would not have called had I remembered it was Monday

I took this telephone call:
"Good morning, Helminthdale Library, Kevin Musgrove
speaking. How can I help you?"

"Were you the person I was speaking to just

"Err... Who were you speaking to just now?"

"The lady on the desk in the library."


Lavinia said...

It's a topsy turvy world.

Gadjo Dilo said...

Were you tempted to raise your vocal register a bit? And perhaps unexpectedly inserting phrases like "a handbag" into your response?

Kevin Musgrove said...

Lavinia: you're not wrong there!

Gadjo: we have a member of staff who does talk that way. And who gets very Lady Constance when she's in her cups, too!

The Topiary Cow said...

Cow now resolving the utilize the phrase "a handbag" in all sentences.