Unbelievable tales from One Who Knows.‘It is a comfort in wretchedness to have companions in woe’.
We're taking a bit of a breather while the world rearranges its underpants. Meanwhile, the other blog is here.
"Are they for Carbootsale?" I ask Seth."No," he says with gritted teeth, "they're for upstairs.""Where in God's name are they going?" I ask.
One each for the Bobbing Up and Down Committee??
Ah, when the fire actually does break out those who are not ambulatory can be carried to the chair and thus wheeled out the exit as the fire roars behind?Moo!
Macy: there wouldn't be enough to go round; which might inject the obligatory element of competition to the whole sorry messMs Cow: we have designated it the First Aid Room
Strangely enough our agency has just popped out huge sums buying some sort of kit which allows school bus seats to be converted to stretchers to carry the wounded.With a little ingenuity these seemingly useless chairs in the First Aid Station can also have a second life trundling patients.Just hope there aren't a lot of stairs!
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