"I've decided. I'm going to set myself a goal for next week. I'm going to try and go the whole week without having to bitch about Catty Library."
"I mean it. I'm sick of hearing me moaning about them."
"Not a hope."
"It's not like they're closed all next week."
"I don't care. A lad needs to set himself some goals."
"There's no point in setting goals that aren't realistic."
I mention this to Noreen. She provides some useful advice:
"Set yourself the goal of not killing any of them."