Apologies to readers: you might want to think about most of the goings-on here in September and October as my Giant Rat Of Sumatra...
End of year stats
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Unbelievable tales from One Who Knows. ‘It is a comfort in wretchedness to have companions in woe’.
| Suck your teeth | 28% |
| Put your socks back on | 1% |
| Have a book sale | 22% |
| Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff | 8% |
| Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March | 0% |
| Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded | 4% |
| Clean some tea spoons | 3% |
| Count the bog rolls | 1% |
| Tell everybody that you were on leave that week | 33% |
Apologies to readers: you might want to think about most of the goings-on here in September and October as my Giant Rat Of Sumatra...
2 comments:
Dearie me.
Sorry about your tragedy....
Despite this being one of your more Delphic posts I now understand what you're saying...
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