"Haven't you got something with a jollier cover? It is supposed to be a comedy!"
End of year stats
2 hours ago
Unbelievable tales from One Who Knows. ‘It is a comfort in wretchedness to have companions in woe’.
| Suck your teeth | 28% |
| Put your socks back on | 1% |
| Have a book sale | 22% |
| Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff | 8% |
| Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March | 0% |
| Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded | 4% |
| Clean some tea spoons | 3% |
| Count the bog rolls | 1% |
| Tell everybody that you were on leave that week | 33% |
"Haven't you got something with a jollier cover? It is supposed to be a comedy!"
8 comments:
Strewth. And how about it being a pop-up book too, instead of all those miserable "words".
All Priestley books should be adorned with pictures of Bradford - and a request for donations to get it out of the mess it's become (refer 'Yorkshire Forward' sic).
A picture of JB - more lugubrious than jolly.
Gadjo: you've been listening to that Margaret Hodge again, haven't you?
Affer: Bradford? Mess? Luxury!
Pat: he were always a lad for a frolic. (-:
That's the curse of offering something for free.
Were you to tell her the one with the jolly cover is available but at a surcharge of 5 pounds or euros or whatever you use there, they would be glad to get the lugubrious covered one.
Moo!
Didn't the customer know that you should never judge a book by it's.....
Sorry.
Margaret Hodge?
Ms Cow: tempting, but we'd only get given an income target for it
Bad Squirrel!
Gadjo: government minister, back in the DCMS
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