End of year stats
2 hours ago
Unbelievable tales from One Who Knows. ‘It is a comfort in wretchedness to have companions in woe’.
| Suck your teeth | 28% |
| Put your socks back on | 1% |
| Have a book sale | 22% |
| Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff | 8% |
| Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March | 0% |
| Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded | 4% |
| Clean some tea spoons | 3% |
| Count the bog rolls | 1% |
| Tell everybody that you were on leave that week | 33% |
8 comments:
Ooh I'm screaming with you! What about we need to come up with 'leaner processes' or 'we need to work smarter'. There seem to be a lot of sound bites but nothing you can really sink your teeth into. Hey ho.
Yeah like asking one's supervisor, when assigned multiple high-priority tasks, which to do, and told to "juggle."
Argh.
Are you thinking outside the box yet? Or do you merely wish to bury someone in it?
I lead a sheltered life but found myself today telling MTL we should prioritise getting a ground floor bathroom - in case. Must have caught it from somewhere.
I hope it was Tea Breaks that were under discussion... plan some and prioritise biscuits over tea cakes.
I've completed my prioritizing, but now I have to think outside the box and shift to a new paradigm.
If you need me, I'll be in the other room thinking and shifting. I'm not to be bothered until someone brings the outside boxes inside.
But first make a plan to plan the planning and prioritisation.
I think I've created several monsters...
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