Tales from Helminthdale: Magnolia cum louder

Oh brilliant...

Some of the Lending staff are complaining that the new carpet doesn't go with the walls.

"Red flock wallpaper!" we cry in response.

Suck your teeth	28%
Put your socks back on	1%
Have a book sale	22%
Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff	8%
Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March	0%
Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded	4%
Clean some tea spoons	3%
Count the bog rolls	1%
Tell everybody that you were on leave that week	33%

Tales from Helminthdale